Margaret is in charge of the raffle at the Upton Gusset Pantomime – she has a mixture of bad and awful prizes – all except one – who will be the holder of the lucky ticket?
Malcolm has been the permanent understudy for the great actor Sir Giles Ross, but he has never taken to the stage. And he is bitter about it! How can he find a way to make Sir Giles miss just one performance!
This 30 minute monologue explores Malcom’s frustrations and life as an understudy in the theatre.